Sunday, 15 November 2009

Chris popp - Word up! Interview 1.

Coming from some weird place near Melbourne (UK dont get it twisted!) is a person who can only be described as a straight up odd guy. ha, he's had many phases going through weird kinda tight jeans long ass hair, normal looking guy, straight up black as fuck gangsta style (he likes to think), to what im still trying to come up for a word for currently with some odd brown cords and purple nike sb blazers?
anyway Derbys coolest of the weirdo eye combination (there are two!)
its Christian popp.




Way to start the day: Get out of bed, try to look like as much of a dick as possible, smoke, breakfast, smoke, skate, smoke,

Skatespot: Parallel, in barcelona PLAYYYERRRR!
Or surgery banks in derby but there pretty lame.

Skatepark: outdoor: Maples street (cause of the vert wall son) and indoor: the house.

Song to listen to when skating: Hope by Twista Feat, Faith evans, Yeah Coach Carter

Skate video: Cash, Money, Vagrant, or Baker has a deathwish.

Skate section: Any Lizard King

Movie:Love Actually

Band: Tribe Called Quest

Song lyric: I got 9's in the bedroom gloks in the kitchen a shotty in the shower if you wanna shoot me while im shittin.

Person: Jay Mo-fucking Binch

Material Possession: My Free TK shirt or my willy

Slang saying: Nigga, player or you must be trippin, with nigga or player on the end.

None skating pass-time: Having sexual intercorse

Derby skater: Bare manzzzzz

Place to skate in derby: Nothing, actually the square thats were all the cool duudes hang isnt it??

Time in your life: Too many Blud

Special move in a game of SKATE: 540 big flip

YouTube clip: Me in Mr toms interviews

Board, ever: My green real 8.125 (R.I.P)

Comedy incident: Falling 9 foot to my knees.

Quote (from one of the Derby gays):Anything from Jamies lips

Disturbing experience: The porn i watch.

The beggining of Word up interviews.

The blog started to get shit but we decided to make a come back, s'all the range now inneh with comebacks an all. robbie williams? anyway enough of that hoo haa.
starting off.
every week or a couple of days we, meaning I cause aidan doesnt do jack shit anymore, will interview one of chellaston/derby's finest. text based ya get me blood. keepin it old school! we have the questions set. its "Faveourites formatted" and yes it might be knicked softly from sidewalk but it also might not be. who knows.
all in all the 1st interview will be here shortly.

Thursday, 12 November 2009

The blog updates....

were delaid due to laziness and erm well just that really.... and you would have thought that not uploading in a while we'd have knew shit to put out..... unfortunately no.... soz boss.
but..........
we found JAMIE GRANTHM "HOWS MY HAIR?" BURTON!
he was located in derby city centre where he locked himself into a mirror shop? think of all the angles he could looked at that mop in? isnt it brilliant?
but oh more brilliant than this?










that just reminded me......
remember when everyone loved akon and fifty cent? and wore nike total 90'S?

thats da shit.

Tuesday, 3 November 2009

Gay Jamie Hair & Cosmetics News Report!








Breaking News!

I have recently been informed that our hair and cosmetics expert (hes cack at it :/ ) has not been seen for the entire day?!? this is completely not him to miss even a second of sixth form a day?! this must mean something has gone wrong.
any help on finding him would be of great help.

please perhaps you have seen him stocking up on hair products at boots? checking himself out in your car mirror? checking himself out in a shop window? please help us we need to find him for our weekly hair and cosmetics?

we have had milk cartons printed too.

also some pictures for you to recognise him.

thankyou.

Sunday, 1 November 2009

This kid is fucking hella tight son!




get up on this shit!
careful hes only 10 we dont wanna come across as paedos!

Parred with a stick apparently?




beat up your girlfriend sally? i dont know anyone called sally never mind be in a relationship with them?

Just for josh. much love moley!






get lyrical?

We have a blog roll!

YAY!

Oh hello Mr Turtle!!!!!

Because me and Noodle just looooooovee little turtles......................






turtalicious or what :)

possibly more turtle news to come.

Saturday, 31 October 2009

Youtube flirting!

Its not on man get away from that shit.
alright then basically all the youtube arse licking on youtube pages is gay as fuck man BE NORMAL no one needs no your amazing are sponsored stop begging up its making shanes ego even bigger! hahahaha this was supposed to be anonimously indirect! its basic arse humping of the youtube page its just the same as flirting what do you want your youtube page to be an item NNNAAAHHHHHH man that shit aint right.
get yo self some self respect and dont give your youtube innosence away just like that! hold that shit!

im not saying be a hater!
but here on this blog WE LOVE HATERS!



HAHA

Aidan. media part. gay photos. artsy. makes us look all feminine and approachable.

Ive had a creative wet dream again (theyre getting bare repetitive recently) and i think as we both take queer artsy photos for college we should post good ones on here. like all modern and like look expensive and shit and get the name out and shit (no? alright its cause your gay)
so basically it would also give an in depth view into the views of us and the slums we roll in (had to be done son!) so yeah it'd be tight you can do the weird incest burton and gay part ill do the derby cool shit!
just when i finally fix my camera or go into college and email my photos home.

i didnt plan this out well at all but yeah we should definatelly do it and on the pokemon front aidan following last nigh

DUH DUH DUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!






ASH's pok'e dex tells you all you need to know about..........MUDKIP!









OH AND BECAUSE I REP BBK.







Alright then,,,,, its gonna be a mad ting!




bless bless.

aidan get back cuz (lol)

Dizzee Rascal tongue n cheek air max 90 shoe!



Im fucking hyped on these bad boys i dont give it shit if i find em around ANYWHERE! my mums buying me them for appy crimbo yeh get me!! if i can be arsed to find a picture in the next 1 minute ill post one just so you all of 2 readers will know what they look like. further more ive found one, effort kiddah!


how fucking chung would i look famz?!?!

hhahaha

i think this might be a faze as ive gone through seriously like 4 pairs of ridiculously expensive and weird colour exclusive shoes just because i like having shit other cats aint got man. but im not sure cause they are like a party on my feet :) hahaha. theyre selling at 300 bob a pair though. any donations acceptable its for a good cause.


bless goons.

Aaron's got a fucking whip!!!

Its a two door clio which makes hench ass motherfuckers like me feel cramped like hulk in a baked beans can but its transport man (shit another occasion where i really wanna say "you get me" the blacks coming through feel it black history month too.) so yeah what happens is Aaron comes and picks us up and ofcourse yours truelly shot guns that front seat like a fly on shit son! eeuurrrgggggghhhh bbbblllluuurrrraaaaaapppppppp. ive became like the clio's officiall DJ get ready for it (drum roll) fuck DJ jay (originality and the lack of creativity is at miss but my brain cells are on a budget being in a car full of testosterone!) so yeah back to basics (whos albums that again?) all i do is boy up jamie the ickle poof and bust out the bangaz logan sama can quit his job kiss will sign me big up big up! (no ones ghetto enough to know dat shit YGM (i finally did it) ).


so heres an isnight to what its like in DA WHIP! throw in some jamie stories, chris popps smell, abit of adain cockyness, my fookin swagger, and abit of skateboard shit combined with aaron's driving skills and his occasional input on the jamie diss front and by george i think youve got it old chap.

oh remember to add this.




1 UP.

Friday, 30 October 2009

YOOOOOO

had a good skate in the light tonight for all of 30 minutes,
i wish i was as rad as this motherfucker !!!!!

peaceee

AMAZING !

this blog is immense and id like to contribute this pile of shit

JAMIE'S WEEKLY HAIR AND COSMETICS NEWS.

Jamie aka jamie granthm bellend burton or newly known as lassy (story coming soon as of why)has another new haircut! its basically the same but his split ends have gone bah to his hours on record of constant straightening. not much to post really it still looks tremendously homoified (yes thats a word pronounced HO-MO-I-FIED) send a letter to oxford dictionary theyve got my back. hold tight oxford back en da endz.

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done with the gay bender news heres some skate board shit. something like a phenomenon!




probably the sickest part out and its older than i am!
wooooooaaahhhhhhh`

Thursday, 29 October 2009

BIG NEWS

Recently i have found that barracuda, yes the shitty night club in derby near shake out and strand arcade. well evidently smells horrifically like vagina! not the nice kind!


eeeuuuurrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh

some real comedy :)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzV6fpSnkh0

I have something new to post finally

Due to the actual fact my life isnt very eventful, recently it has been and of what i thought would be easy to manage and would be updated promptly (aka the blog) loadsa shit happened (good and bad) and i didnt have time too. also i only know of 2 people who have seen the blog. YAY! popularity was never my nature. and another reason for the lack of posts is i forgot my password. also other users are coming soon once i remember to tell them to sign up and what not so to dave the only person who will probably ever read this hello.

oh also tom will be a genuine user also chris popp. i havent really decided if jamie is cool enough for this kinda stuff. by cool i actually mean straight (sexuality wise) i mean we cant be having ads posted for hair products on here can we?


happy spacking fuckers.

Monday, 21 September 2009

will smith can put marbles in my bum and nostrels any day

His funky shirts harden me

the shitting birth of another oh so similar blog, hopefully to live a long life.

The words coming to your eyes (if you arent visually impeared) from binch.
other users on this blog, i was just bored enough to make it and havent contacted them night night muff munchers.
peace